FlipitTypes TV - Recaps, Gossip, and Trash Talk

This week on American Idol, Yoko got another free plug and I ate over 10,000 depression calories. Thanks, Nigel!

Being rich means never having to say you’ll practice proper hair maintenance.

This week, Neil Diamond proves that he’s the only person alive who can make his songs tolerable. He’s also the only person alive that looks like Bill O’Reilly made babies with Andrew Lloyd Webber, but that’s neither here nor there. This! Is American Idol!

There are times on American Idol where you’re left saying “Well, that was quite a shocker”, and there are times that you’re throwing Little Caesars at the TV and screaming “ROOBBBBBBBBBEEED!”

Guess what kinda night this was for me?

Previously on Big Brother, Sheila was forced into actually playing the game.

Go, Cougar!

Tonight, on Big Brother…

Is Chelsia pregnant with a giant moley mohawked baby, or is champagne a bloater?

It’s been almost a full week since Idol Gives Back and if nothing else, I have learned at least one thing. Teri Hatcher will never go away.

Dear Tink, Please leave your hags at the bar. Love, Flipit

What are you bitching about? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NIGEL!

Previously on Big Brother, I laughed my ass off.

He’s crying like a priest with a boner.

Ow! My back!

Well, gasmii, this week of Big Brother was an emotional roller coaster. I gained and lost seven pounds, scared the employees of Little Caesar’s, and left voicemails for my mom at four am just because. To properly express how I felt, I put together a clip for ya. Enjoy. Or not. I just had to get it out. LOVE, Flip

I got to go to the finale of America’s Best Dance Crew Thursday night and man. What a show. I got tired just looking at em go. Those little rascals!
Anyhoo, mostly I just ate cookies from the Kraft services table and made fun of strangers with my friends C-Lock and Sky, but some exciting stuff did happen..

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This week on Big Brother, Jesus forms a softball team.

Have another glass of wine, my child.

This week on American Idol, Paula and I were on the exact same page.

I woke up for this?

Previously on Big Brother, I got a new picture for my fridge.

Previously on Big Brother, the HGs rallied against the demise of disco.

Ow! My eye!

Tink descends from the sky into the now massive studio and gives us a wink. Tonight, there will be a new set! New lights! Platforms and lifts and globes and screens and mosh pits!!! One question. Would it have killed you to add a pitch pipe into your budget? Welcome to the finals! This! Is American Idol!

Previously on Big Brother, poor Natalie finally realized that she is never ever going to get her massage.

This season on Project Runway, people cried, bitched, sewed, cried, cried, and generally acted super gay. I wouldn’t have had it any other other way. Drip.

Season 4, we love ya baby.

HOLLA!!!!
I spent the finale night of Project Runway with a recorder and my fellow recapper and friend, Internet Sensation. We wanted to watch the show along with you, so we just talk over it like we do in real life. Come and take a ride!

OMG you guys! Jay won again!